(Are we still capitalizing "Internet," by the way? I feel like we used to, but that maybe now we're over the whole ZOMG IT'S THE INTERNET kind of thing. Someone call Strunk and White!)
I'm kind of unimpressed with this. Kind of deeply unimpressed.
Look, this blog, she does not get a lot of comments. A lot of that is that this blog, she is small, rarely updated (working on that) and I'm not totally certain how I want to develop it. Now, I could post a bunch of meta-bullshit posts about finding my bloggy path and developing my interwebby tone, or I could recognize that I'm writing
a fucking insignificant blog out in the hinterlands of blogspot, and, you know, just fuck around until I hit my stride. This post (which will totes get interesting in just a minute) notwithstanding, allow me to assure you, 15 people on the internet (Internet?) who will read this one day, when in doubt I
always go for the latter option. For fuck's sake, I'm a
philosopher, that's totally line one of my job description.
Anyway - comments - I don't get a lot of them . . . So I hadn't really had any hoops to jump through to comment on it. In the same way as I don't really have a policy in my day-to-day life for what to do in case of shark attack. And then, this morning, I wake up all cranky-pantsed and it's raining and some TOTES FOR REALZ FUCKING HELPFUL D00D CAN HAZ ANONYMOUS HANDY HINTS FOR THE BENEFIT OF MY LADYBRAYNE BUT CANNOT HAZ BALLS TO USE A NYM. And now I'm all cranky-pantsed, and it's raining, and I'm deeply unimpressed with Anonymous Intarwebz D00d. So now EVERYONE has to register to comment. WAY TO BREAK THE TOY FOR EVERYONE. Sheesh.
I mean for fuck's sake, the insane, anti-atheist, notorious internet troll Dav* Mab*
can fucking have a name when posting crazy, vaguely anti-Semitic, death-threat laden, mass-produced comments.
Commenting under "anonymous" annoys me for two reasons, the first and most important, it removes the anonymous from the community. I cannot respond to you by name or nym, and so I am addressing a blankness. It's also fucking cowardly, and bespeaks a lack of imagination. AID is probably relatively educated, and perhaps AID thinks that passive aggressive offers of helping my tone ARE REALLY FUCKING HELPFUL, but for seriously, why the fuck do you, who is simply a blank cipher, think that I should change one goddamn thing I do, because you think
my using internet speak on the fucking internet makes me look bad. For the fuck of shit, it's like saying "You know, Hypatia's Girl, using all that philosophical language in your philosophy paper makes you look pretentious."
And so, Anonymous Intarwebz D00d, allow me to devote the rest of this post to addressing YOUR ANONYMOUS HANDY HINTS FOR THE BENEFIT OF MY LADYBRAYNE.