But only by being a self-obsessed blogger. HA! FOOLED YOU!
But seriously - true fact #1 - People all over the internet find my post on Of Montreal's Aldhils Aborteum. This is not my best post. They should find a more fun one.
True fact #2 - Who the fuck do I know in Denver?
True fact #3 - I know who's in Honolulu! HI THERE!
True fact #4 - I have taken multiple pictures of my cat like this, on multiple days. WITHOUT SHAME